Dog For Sale 

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,

as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit.’

 a real ad

6 February 7

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